Posts by Gnarly Snag

A Special Message to All Our Fans and Friends

Over 8 years ago, the idea of the Smokin’ Fez Monkeys was hatched. It’s been a wild ride with many twists and turns and many wonderful, crazy adventures.
A few years back founder “Rattletrap Jack” hung up his Hokum and just this year “Bullfrog” Plunkett left us to join that big banjo and kazoo orchestra in the sky.
We miss them both.
But make no mistake, good people, The Fez Monkeys are as Smokin’ and rarin’ to go as ever!
We have revamped the song list and are having a helluva good time as a trio – raising some eyebrows as we go!
We’ll be out there lookin’ for ya so don’t be a stranger, ‘kay?
Clem, Petunia & Gnarly


Happy 2013!

Well hello there, all you fine friends of The Smokin’ Fez Monkeys!  Gnarly Snag here, and on behalf of Uh, Clem, Bullfrog and Petunia, I want to wish y’all a fantastic and rip-snortin New Year!  2012 was pretty darned good, full of lots of travel and pickin’ and all sorts of tomfoolery (no offense, Tom). From Garrettsville to Carey, from Burton to Grand Rapids (Ohio, that is), from Lakewood to Akron and everywhere in between, we spread the love and tunes far and wide this past year. There were a couple of goof-ups and instances where one of us didn’t find our way to where we were supposed to be at the right time, but who’s counting.  It all worked out for the best and in the end the crowds went wild anyway….mostly. Added a bunch of new songs to the repertoire and even rehearsed them once or twice. Managed to check off a few more Mexican restaurants in our quest to visit every single one of them in the Continental U.S. Watch the website for a map showing our conquests!

We are truly excited about the year ahead with new places to play in the works, as well as some of our favorite haunts.  We thank y’all so much for sticking with us and comin’ on out and hootin’ and hollerin’ for us; wouldn’t be much of nothin’ without you!

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Welcome to 2013 – here we go!


What a May!

Well, friends and Monkey-fans, it has been quite a month, this month just past. It started many Mexican restaurants ago on the 7th when we ventured south for another appearance at the Central Ohio Folk Festival near Columbus. Clem, Gnarly and Bullfrog conducted a workshop on playing jug band instruments, with some attendees becoming initiates to join us later during our performance. Love those free kazoos! Meanwhile a mean old nasty and unruly GPS device led our Petunia on a wild goose chase and she unfortunately did not arrive in time for our concert. Hold the ribbing, please. So it was up to that trio we like to call the Nairobi Trio (google Ernie Kovacs) to save the day. So, flying by the seat of our pants, Bullfrog, Gnarly and Clem pulled a decent show out of their butts (thanks to the initiates) and all was well. Yes, Petunia, we managed without you but it wasn’t easy and we’d rather not have to do that again. Following the obligatory Mexican Restaurant, we returned home, weary and wiser……I think.

Then following a rehearsal or 2 (believe me we do that occasionally), it was time for the Smokin Fez Monkeys Music Party Bawdy Song Hour and Jam at P.J. Mcintyre’s at Kamm’s Corners on the 15th. Wow – what a time! Good turnout, lots of rude jokes and songs. Special thanks to maestro John Reynolds for coming along and being the 5th Monkey for the day (don’t give Gnarly the mandolin again – it’s dangerous). We hope to make it a regular thing, if not this summer, maybe as the weather turns cold (you know, it’s gonna do that again – hate to remind you).

On the 21st, we headed to the beautiful metropolis of Alliance to share the stage with Rio Neon at Jupiter Studios. A grand night topped off with an all-out jam at the end of the night with all the musicians. Good times! Nice artwork, great stage.

Next up was Memorial Day and the Utica Ice Cream Festival in….well, Utica. Bet you didn’t know there was a Utica, Ohio. This time the 4 of us traveled together in 1 van – and we didn’t strangle each other or anything – good sign. It was the first hot day of the year and luckily they had a nice awning over the stage. Bring on the water…as a matter of fact pour it over our heads while you’re at it. They took good care of us and we’ll be back there later in the summer for their Homecoming festivities. Great ice cream, by the way.

So that was May and The Smokin’ Fez Monkeys are just gettin’ wound up. The summer promises to be busy and exciting and silly. We’ve had a long talk with Petunia’s GPS, Bullfrog’s got new wheels, Clem even shined his shoes, and Gnarly, well let’s just say they don’t call him “Mr. Snazz” for nothin’. (Look out, Salvation Army!)

Anyway all the Monkeys would like to take the opportunity to thank each and every one of our fans for supportin’ us in these tough times. It’s nice to know that y’all still love us.
Check the website for updates on our appearances and we’ll see y’all down the road! Hooweee!

Back from the Jug Band Jubilee

Wow!  All I can say is wow!  Well, I suppose I had better say a little more than that, now hadn’t I?  What a weekend the Smokin’ Fez Monkeys had in good ol’  Louisville, Kentucky.  The 6th annual Jug Band Jubilee, held again this year at Waterfront Park.  The weather was superb, the music was oh so tasty, and the camaraderie was sublime.  All these folks that are drawn to this event are some of the coolest, most friendliest folks you’d ever wanna know.  The music is so joyous (especially for a genre that got it’s start in the blues) and the atmosphere is infectious.  This was our second year to be invited to play and this time we were on later in the day’s proceedings;  late enough to be up under the stage lights.  All the groups before us had laid down some unforgettable toe-tappin, face-grinnin’, slap your knees good fun music.  And then it was our turn.  This year we invited  some guest artists to join us on stage: old friends “Jackelope John” Reynolds on mandolin, Mark Sweeney on washtub bass and Fred Glock on his newly fashioned plastic, electrified jug.  The set went down just fine, thank you.  The crowd was a-dancin’ and singin’ along, hootin’ and yes, even hollerin’!  Bullfrog crooned,  Petunia warbled and made that fiddle talk,  Clem stood in stable, calm solitude, and Gnarly (that’s me) jumped, laughed, tickled them geetar strings and beat anything in reach.  We brought it to ’em and they loved it.

But wait – there’s more.  In the audience sat legendary musician, jug band pioneer and headliner Jim Kweskin and he musta saw somethin’ he liked in us for he tapped us to join him and Geoff Muldaur on stage for their show-closing set.  Yes – us!  I know, right?  Can you believe it?  We met him down the boardwalk while the Roe Family singers played and had a quick rehearsal.  Then 6 songs in they called us up to join them and back them up.  What a crazy good time and my, what an honor!  Somebody pinch me!  OW! Hey, that’s just a figure o’ speech, ya know!  Anyway, what a dream!  What a fan-dam-tastic way to close out the festival!

A while later, back at the motel,  it was time for the other good part of this thing:  the big open jam.  Many members from many of the bands dropped by to jam on tunes, some that everybody knew and some that were more obscure but no less fun.  (say, Clem, how d’ya play this danged bass without gettin’ immediate blisters, eh?)  Jim and Geoff even dropped by and picked and grinned along with the rest of us.  ( say – pass me that fruit jar, would ya?) It was crazy good fun – wish you coulda been there.   We finally ran out of steam around 3:00 a.m., but the walls in that room are still ringing with all the great music that went down, I am sure.   Such good and talented folks and we Fez Monkeys are so glad to be counted among their ranks!  America’s happiest music indeed! Maybe see ya again next year, Louisville!

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Howdy and welcome to our world…a Smokin’ world…a monkey world…and a world in which monkeys smoke their hats! Enjoy yourself!